Good lord, I’m lame

Holy shit, it's mid 2025! Like time travel here. Who is more shocked by this post, you or me, is anyone's guess. On a recent stroll around Mt. Tabor with a buddy, I let slip that I had this blog and he asked what I write about and the dirty dark truth came out - …

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Howdy, Part 3,641!

Yeah, well. Stuff got a little weird there for a while. Domain is re-registered, brain is somewhat back online, an I have yet another brand spanking new motorcycle to talk shit about. Want a slightly used well kitted out 2022 KLR 650? See ya soon. Seriously.

Hot and Cold

Well, warm and fucking freezing, but you get the idea. So, got the first overnight moto camp of the year in this past weekend with a run out east into the desert. As I'm an old man and generally consider the first camp of the year a potential shitshow, I decided Crane Hot Springs would …

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Soooo…

Remember the last post where I said there was no way I'd pay to operate this thing? Well, you can call me a liar. Note the new name and web address, this baby is all mine. Figure a little skin in the game may motivate me to write more often and the Personal account is …

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Totally Called It!

Calm Before the Storm That was a fuckin' hoot! Got to return to a camp I used to love as a kid and it was still spectacular and empty, hung out with my best buddy in the whole wide world in Kalamity Flats, made a new friend at a coffee shop in Lakeview, tripped my …

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Ooooooooooweeeeeeee!

Alvord Time Say that in your best Mr. Poopybutthole voice and that how this trip has been so far. If you don’t get the above reference, the interwebs can enlighten you. This is just a little check in mid-ride. Gerber This trip has been the bee’s knees! Had a great time in KF visiting friends …

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That was Fun and This Next Trip’ll be Funner!

My Big Bad Desert I just can't express how stoked I am to have found motorcycles for exploring the world. Absolutely everything about it is right up my alley, even the sucky shit. No one remembers the trip that was both trouble free and exciting, because those 2 things don't exist together unless you think …

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Gettin’ the F Out of Here

Taz all loaded up. So, the weather is getting nice here soon, I've got some free time from work and I really want to head out into the desert and rally this thing around and see what it can do with a load. Wednesday, I'm heading into the boonies for 5 days with no other …

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Why, Howdy!

Naked Bike? Of the many world changing effects brought about by a random person in China eating under-cooked bats, this blog getting some attention is the most unbelievable. Or not, I'm just here to entertain myself. And you as a sweet side bonus. Since the last post, much (non-COVID-19) stuff has come to pass. Volunteering …

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Now that I’m sure no one will ever read this…..

Having been almost a year since I've put anything up here, and having also killed all social media links, you will have to be a pretty dedicated follower or too lazy to ever unsubscribe to be exposed to this babble. Really have no idea where this is going to go so we'll be in the …

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